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About The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19?? | View Entire Issue (Oct. 3, 1929)
s THE TH IR UNE TURNER, OREGON + + + + American Red Cross Nurses Feeding the Hindus •*••*> FAMILY DOCTOR NEARBY AND f MADE MILLIONS OF FRIENDS YONDER T * By T. T. MAXEY 4a + -+ •H ’ ■H 1 *1- • • "Dog Days'* Makes Life Sweeter • T oo much to «at— too rich I (Mot or too much in n k ln i. Lota o f thlnira cauao aour atomach, but on# thing can correct It quickly. I*hllll|Mi Milk of Magnesia will alkallulie the acid. Taka a spoonful o f thla plea nan! preparation, and the ayatcm la Boon aweetened. I'hllllpa la always ready to relievo dlatreaa from over -eating; to check all acidity; or neutrallaa nicotine. Mo- member thla for your own com fort; for the aaka o f thoao around you. Kndoraod by physicians, but they al- waya aay Fkl/Mps, Don't buy some thing olao and oip ect tlio aamo ro- •ulta I P hillips L o f Magnesia Milk , Cuulda’ t Help It Judge— Why did you otrlko your w ife! Defendant— Well, yer honor, ehs's been studying how to develop a mag nolle peraonallty, and. yeeterday alie walked paat me when I had a ham mer In my band I r V H l days la a name which I as been liamitid d o»u >o us by the an dents as designating tbal aessoi which ha« the reputation of belna tts-r hotteet and most unwholesome period of the yeer. This condition waa eup lowed to be Influenced by one or the other or both of tho dog stars— Hlrius, the greeter, eod Procyon. the leeeer— It being the popular hellaf that (luring this time dogs ara apt to run mad. hsnea tba tarm “ dog'' naturally fastened Itself to th.-aa daya History tails ua that lu aarly times dog daya wars eatluiated as forty In number—twenty before and twenty after the rising of the dog star Ae a mattar of fa d . tba duration of this iwrtod appears to O jvs varied from as little as thirty to as much as Bfty four daya beginning anywhere from July S to Auguai Ift The co-lnd dental appearance of the dog star and these eo called dog days appears to havs been acddental. aa tbs lima of (bo rising of this star varies with ths altitude In some climates there are nn dog daya for the reason that In lertulo altitudes the dog star la not visible henrs there can be no dog days * In andent times It seems apparent tbal tho dog star roae Just before tbe sun. Its time of rlalpg appears to gradually grow later as (ba years (M ias by. owing, no doubt, to I ha grad uai repression of tho aqulnoilal period, consequently. In rulura cen turies, It may come to peas that tba dog star will rise during tho wlniar time. a a e @kSPIRIN 2 S fc U S & £ L a(.f lflU I Manor 10,000 Years Old A rator 10,000 years old has been found by a French archeologist In a aand quarry at Moutlerea-lea-Amlens. ft was discovered In a Neolithic bed among a number o f other Implements Others F.ajoy Year Vacatiea Among those who enjoy your vac* (Ion are those you have left behind to worry along without you for two or three weeka— I »anbury Kvenlng News. K ill Rats Without Poison M Msw frlsnaksstar that W o n ’t KIM U tramimeli, P o u ltry , I Calm, am even Baby Chlcbm K S O ran tw uaed sh ou t Ihr h oaw .b n n » 0 » p ou ltry Sard w llh s b s .J u ts ,a fs l v ns It ro m a in s e e A s e S l y ■ S fa m a . K R O Is m ad* o f Suu lll, as rvrora- m rn .lsd b y U . S. D s p t. o f A g rlru ltu rs. under tha Cannatila p rocess w h irl. Insures m aatm ual atrength. T w o rana klUad 171 rata at Arkanaaa Stata Farm . H undreds o f oth er testim onials. Inaiai upon K R O, fh « original Squill aster- minatar. All «Intuiate, 7Sc. Large else (A n» t im « •a much) $J,00. Direct if dealer row- i - R O Co., Bpringfteld, O. KILLS-RATS-ONLY Tears were streaming down the d a etna actress' face. Reverses had come —she was in a pawnshop. Slowly, silently, aha drew from bet pocket a Uttl* package and laid It down on the counter before the eyes o f the hardened pawnbroker. -H ow much?" aha asked, and wiped her eyee with a tiny handkerchief. She waa pawning her six wedding rings,— Tit Bits. Slicker! A young lady entered the stationery Store and asked for a pound tin of floor wax. “ I’m sorry, ml««," said the dark, “ all wa carry la sealing wax.” -D on't be silly," aha snapped, "I don't went to wax a celling r Impoverished Hindus receiving their dally ration allowance from a Mad Cross station In far off India. THE LATE WIFE Will Never Be Fired Again Unless in Warfare Fifteen year* after his graduation. Dr. Caldwell became famous for • single prescription, which now. after forty years, is still making friends. Today Dr. Caldwell’s Sv rup Pepsin is the world's most popular laxative. Millions o f people never think o f using anything else when they’re constipated, headachy, bilious, feverish or weak; when breath is had, tongue coated, or they're suffering from nausea, gas, or lack of appetite or energy. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is made today according to the original formula, from herbe and other pure ingredients. It is pleasant-tasting; thorough in the most obstinate cases; gently effective for women and chil dren. Above all. It represents ■ doctor's choice o f what is safe for tha bowels. For Barbed Wire Cots Try HANFORD'S B alsam o f M yrrh k r ft^ ttls iis e « No. 1, Atlantic Oco*n i IK addreaa of llr Owen I). Young, T that addreaa la Just as tilting aa it la unique Its lovas flab and ta a great fisherman. Ha loveo tha ocean and lives over IL He built a pier which Juts out Into the tally blue greeo waters at Atlantic City. On (hla pier ba constructed a lovely m ao •loo and surrounded It with gardens and other appointments after tha fashion of sneb places built on land It had to have ¡a fa d deserved, a number. Mr. Young wanted It to have one It was no tha ocean, there waa no other house on that pier or street, hence and obviously. No. 1. Atlantic A DOZEN different thingi may • * cause a headache, but there's Just one thing you need ever do to get relief. Bayer Aspirin is an absolute antidote for such pain. Keep it at the office. Have it handy in the home. Those subject to fre quent or sudden headaches should carry Bayer Aspirin in the pocket- tin. Until you have used it for head aches, colds, neuralgia, etc., you've no idea how Bayer Aspirin can help. It means auick, complete relief to millions ot men and women who use it every year. And it does not depress the heart. OHI IT WAS PITIFUL Ordinary but Rich Mortal— 1 would like to have you paint a portrait ol my late wife. Great Artist (Inattentively)—Uk« most women, I suppose. But she will have to be on time— very prompt with her sit tings—If aha wants me to do ths work. Epitaph This huge 14-Inch mobile army gun at Fort MacArthur, Calif., may never fire again. All firing has been stopped at tbe Los Angeles harbor fortress due to complaints that tha big guns at tha stronghold were causing damage to ldjacent home«. Congressman W. Frank James o f Michigan, of the house committee on military affairs, after con ferring with Col. Robert F. Woods, commandant o f tha post, may appeal for resumption o f firing o f lesser six* guns, but tha I I Inch guna will never ba fired except tn case o f war. But. oow to go a-flablng with Mr. Young, (treat nets are lowered from tho pier Into tho sea. hauled In at an agreed lime and dumped. Thera you have tha gifts of a benevolent nature, through tbo medium of tbe s e e for (bo health and satlifadlnn of aea food lovare A acme—probably mors, of varieties are Included In the catch —soma delightfully dainty and d e lldoualy tasty—others o f undeslrnhla variety that ara not favorites with palates. Thla king of flahertnen probably plunders tho old ocean of an average of a ton of flab every Ashing day. All o f II that Is worth while Is eaten because oearby Is located one of tbe most noted ol all tha “ abort, dinner” parlors along the Atlantic, favorably known and frequented by tho flab eating fans of tha nation. e • • Says Hoover Doesn’t Eat Peanuts ONLY HIS FRIEND? B a r s lis a a p e d e s t r ia n M u ch c o l d e r th a n I c e ; Be only Jumped once. When he should have Jumped twice. USE GLENN’S S ulph ur S o a p U ootR lB i 3 yYic r Pure Suipbu r per*pi ratios, tneeet bltee. relieve* at once by this re- frantile«, b eeetify ln « toilet t a d b t U i o t p Beet for Soft, Clear Skin B o k l u S * S ir i* !« Cotton. Ue Book to Match Jane— Where are you going? Janet—Out to buy a book. Jane— I didn't know you liked to read. Janet—Well, my husband bought me the cutest little reading lam p!— The Pathfinder. Prison Faro "It's too bad about Old Potllcker, Isn’t It—he has to keep to a very strict diet—Just a little o f certain spe cial food.“ -W hat wrong with him— Indigestion or Insomnia?" “ Neither—you see. he'* In prison.” Where Real Class Is Fownd Black—So you have bad a chance to see the king's palace In England, eh? What did you think o f It? White—Well, after seeing our own movie houses, filling stations and hot dog stands It isn't very impressive. Russ Ball Blue delights the house wife. Makes clothes whiter then snow. At your Grocer’s.—Adv. AN OBEDIENT WIFE M ercu ry ou O ld M ill Situs Abandoned mill sites, where thirty years ago amalgamation was the only process used to recover gold, with the result that quicksilver was washed out In tbe tailings, now are being worked and are yielding profits from mercury, says Popular Mechanics Magazine. • C h ild r e n C iy The Shrine of Sf. Roch for IOTUltK a tiny «brine, laboriously built, stone by stone, by tbe bauds of a priest. In fulflllment nt a vow. now lighted by stained-glass windows •nd overhung wlto Ivy. within, scats for but two dosen worshipers at a time. Its walls cluttered with testl monlal offerings—crutches, braces, casts and wbat not. left by faithful visitors who nave been relieved of their luffertnga. high bova all else a «talus of tha good 8L Roch. hla dog by hla aide, located In one of tho older sections of that historic and re mantle southern city of New Orleans —and yon hava a vision of tha Mhrins to Bt. Itoch. tho (luardlao ttnlnt of Health, to which, tn perpetuation of tbe custom In creole days, pilgrimage after pilgrimage la made by persons from many climes. Tha good father. It seems. mads a row that If hla parithonera wars for tunate and spared from attack by tba rearful epidemic of yellow fever which raged there tn IMA. ha would build a chattel and dedicate It to a saint. Ills prayers war# answered and ba mads good hla vow. dedicating hla shrine to Bt. Itoch, who. It la said, waa at ooe time stricken wltb tha plague and left to succumb In a lonely woodland, hut hla dog obtained and carried food to him. saved hla Ufa and thereafter they became Inseparable ■ y & x& u tà , P Steve Vaallakos, whose cart ha* stood on the corner of East Executive avenue near the White House for the last twenty years, has catered to tha peanut eating proclivities of Presidents Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding and Coolldge. But Steve says President Hoover passes him completely. “ Pres ident Hoover la a nlce-a man," Steve said, “hut he never buy a peanut. He only come here In his auto. I say 'hello' and he go on.” Rumor* o f another White Housa romance are current In Washington, this time Joining Miss Alice Daria, the attractive daughter o f the fo r mer secretary o f war and now gov ernor o f the Philippine«, Dwight F Davit, and Allan Hoover, the young est son o f the Chief Executive. Al though Mlsa Davis la reported to have denied the existence o f an engage ment, she la also quoted aa saying that they are "good friends." FOR HAGUE MEMORIAL No Wonder He Is All Puffed Up Ns Damage Reporter— Wbat was that alarm you answered? Fireman—A timid dad up the street sent for us to put out a flaming youth who was calling on bis daughter. Model, submitted by W. McMillan, for the proposed memorial to Field Marshal Earl Haig, famous British commander In, the World war. ( B ISM W M tsra Nkw papst Union.) Beginning ml the End A man may be down, hut he Isn't out unless ha had rather link about hi* til fortune than his prospects.— Capper's Weekly. Homebody— Does your wife really »bey you? Pee wee— Sometimes. When 1 say, •Go ahead and never mind me," shs always follows that command. Sulphur Found in Craturs Sulphur Is being spouted by volca noes o f Chile, according to Don Juau M. Golkovlc, s Montenegrin prospector, who claims to have found the richest deposit o f pure sulphur In the world. Estimates have placed the quautlty found at more than 2,000,000 toes. It is lodged In the slopes o f six volca noes. From the mouths of the craters, about 90 per cent pure sulphur contin ues to flow, according to the explorer. The find Is the result o f 30 years o f exploration by Golkovlc. Sea for Her) He Moantaia« W ife o f Nerve Patient— Doctor, don't you think my husband would t>e better If we went to the sea or the mountains? Doctor—Certainly, but you must go to the sea and he to the mountains. Le Rire, Paris. Thera Is another cherished and deeply-rooted tradition that Is Inter woven with this shrine. It ta tha he- lief that If a girl will go to nine churchea, eay a prayer and make an offering In each and then go to St. Roch and make tho stations o f the cross, aha will hava a husband bo- fore tlie year la ou t Needless to aay, many maidens make their way to tbo •hrine o f 8L Koch. Gees Noma to County The Maryland Historical society say* that Anna Arundell county la named after Lady Anne Arundell, daughter of Sir Thomas Arundell Lord Arundell o f Wardour coati*, who mnr rted C edi Calvert, second !-«rd Balti more and founder of Maryland. A BLAST R E M E D Y APPROVED B Y DOCTOR« So Set Still W* don't gst much By foolUh hurry And not much more By tooltah worry. c o m p a n io n s . Rat Population Of coarse there Is no way to taka a census o f tha rats In the United States, but thè public health service estimates that there are probably 120,- 000,000 o f these animal« In this coun try. __________________ CASTOPIA This beautiful white fantall pigeon, owned by J. B. Harrison, Is all puffed while posing for a picture at the Victorian Pigeon show In Melbourne, Australia. up FROM HERE AND THERE Burley Is believed to have originated (n Central Asia. Flower trade catalogues now list about 2,.MX) varieties o f Iris. Four hair« of good strength will hold suspended a one-pound weight. Anything you get for nothing Is usually not worth that much. Gourds that were used as wnter flnsks have been found In Egyptian tombs dutlng from about 2200 B. C. The course o f true love require* a lot o f money to keep It In repair. Feminine complexions often resem ble small boys; they won't wash. Cain built the fii>f city, but the first murder was not committed In one. By not getting married some men manage to llv* happily ever af.er. About 10 per cent of the motor ve hicle fatalities occur at railroad grade crossings. Net Used hy Walpole “ Every man has his price" Is attrib uted to Sir Robert Walpole, a famous prime minister o f England. Hie eon, Horace Walpole, aald long year» aft er Sir Robert’* death that the phrase was a pure Invention o f his father'« enemies.—Pathfinder Magaitne. Oyster Centers In addition to those produced and marketed by tbe United States, oys ters are raised for market In England, France, Germany, Holland, Spain, Italy, Australia, China, Japan, Canada, Mexico, Algeria, and In certain part« o f South America. Ae Added Burden The Doctor—Those were rery bad fractures, but I think your legs will mend so they will furnish you fairly good support. Tbe Professional Dancer—Gee I But they gotta support a husband and tw » kids as well. Roar *f the Crowd “What have all those baseball fans got megaphones for?" “The umpire Is hard o f hearing and they don’t want him to miss any of their comments." Coming to Him John— There's one roan In this town Who Insists on darting out In front of my car, then glaring at me when he gets on to the sidewalk. Joe—And looks Injured, 1 suppose? John— Well, er, no. But be will soon If I have any l.ick Thu R e to rt C ou rteou s Wouldn't They? Mistress— Was your last place a If their frtemls didn't have a lot of faults a lot ot people would have a good one, Janet? Servant (after deliberation)—Well. | heck of a time finding something tq ma'am, 1 used not to think s o l— Hu talk about—Cincinnati Enquirer. morist. Three Genera tions Endorse It ' “W hen I was * young single girl I took Lydia E. Pink ham ’s Vegetable C om pound because my mother did and she gave it to me. A fter I married I took it before my children were born and after wards, and I have eight living children. I am n ow a grand mother and still take it and still recom m end it when any on e is tired and run-down.” — M n . A lfred Iverson, Sc Ed wards, Nebraska. Lydia E, Pinkliajn's Vegetable Compound i f l j F « sjl’jj‘«f ut r~~ u ~r